Kids don't get in trouble anymore.
They merely hit
"social speed bumps."
You're not having a bad hair day;
You're suffering from
"rebellious
follicle syndrome."
No one's tall anymore.
They're
"vertically enhanced."
You're not shy.
You're
"conversationally selective."
You don't talk a lot.
You're just
"abundantly verbal."
It's not called gossip anymore.
It's
"transmission of near-factual
information."
The food at the school cafeteria isn't awful.
It's
"digestively challenged."
Your homework isn't missing;
It's just having an
"out-of-notebook
experience."
You're not sleeping in class;
You're
"rationing consciousness."
You don't have smelly gym socks;
You have
"odor-retentive
athletic footwear."
You weren't passing notes in class.
You were
"participating in the discreet
exchange of penned meditations."
You're not being sent to the principal's office.
You're
"going on a mandatory field trip to
the administrative building."
Psalm 25:4
Shew me thy ways, O LORD;
teach me thy
paths.
Psalm 86:11
Teach
me thy way, O LORD;
I will walk in thy truth: unite my
heart to fear thy name. Psalm 90:12
So teach us to number our days,
that we may apply our hearts unto wisdom.
No one's tall anymore.
