Wouldn't it nice to be in bed right now?
God Bless you it is,
  

God's Living Truth

Psalm 37:4-5 - "Commit your way to the Lord, trust also in Him and He will do it! Delight yourself in the Lord, and He will give you the 'desires' of your heart."

Father, release me from wanting to straighten out everybody's affairs. I need toremember Iam not a judge. Amen 66

A Point to Ponder...
The best way to get even is to forget...

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Especially for the Ladies !

PHILOSOPHY OF HOUSECLEANING

I don't do windows because ...
I love birds and don't want one to
run into a clean window and get hurt.



I don't wax floors because ...
I am terrified a guest will slip
and get hurt then I'll feel terrible
( plus they may sue me.)


I don't mind the dust bunnies because ...
They are very good company,
I have named most of them,
and they agree with everything I say.



I don't disturb cobwebs because .
I want every creature to have a home of their own.



I don't Spring Clean because .
I love all the seasons
and don't want the others to get jealous


I don't pull weeds
in the garden because ..
I don't want to get in God's way,
HE is an excellent designer!

I don't put things away because .
My husband will never be able to find them again. 


I don't do gourmet meals
when I entertain because .
I don't want my guests to
stress out over what to make when
they invite me over for dinner. 


I don't iron because ... 
I choose to believe them when they say "Permanent Press".


I don't stress much on anything because ...
"A Type" personalities die young and
I want to stick around and become a wrinkled up crusty ol' woman!!!




REMEMBER . . . .



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Song "I'm Stuck On You"
By
Ray Stevens

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