"THINGS ONLY A MOM CAN TEACH"

My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION...
"Just wait until your father gets home!"

My Mother taught me about RECEIVING...
"You are going to get it when we get home!"



My Mother taught me to MEET A CHALLENGE...
"What were you thinking? Answer me when I talk to
you... Don't talk back to me!"

My Mother taught me LOGIC...
"If you fall off that swing and break your neck,
you can't go to the store with me."

My Mother taught me MEDICINE...
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, you're going
to freeze that way."

My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD...
"If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never
get a good job."

My Mother taught me about ESP...
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when
you are cold?"

My Mother taught me HUMOR...
"When the lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come
running to me."

My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT...
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never
grow up."

My Mother taught me about SEX...
"How do you think you got here?"

My Mother taught me about GENETICS....
"You're just like your father!"

My Mother taught me about my ROOTS...
"Do you think you were born in a barn?"

My Mother taught me about the WISDOM OF AGE...
"When you get to be my age, you will understand."

And my all time favorite... JUSTICE...
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out
just like you...then you'll see what it's like."

~~~ Author Unknown ~~~

Psalm 34:11 Come, ye children, hearken unto me:
 I will teach you the fear of the LORD.
Matthew 11:29 Take my yoke upon you,
 and learn of me; for I am meek
 and lowly in heart: and ye
shall find rest unto your souls.
Psalm 143:10 Teach me to do thy will;
for thou art my God: thy spirit is good;
 lead me into the land of uprightness.

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