FINAL RECALL NOTICE :

 
The maker of all human beings is recalling all units
manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to the
serious defect in the primary and central component of the
heart.
 
This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units
code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of
the same defect in all subsequent units.
 
This defect has been technically termed, ’Subsequential
Internal Non-Morality,’ or more commonly known as S-I-N,
because it’s primary symptom is loss of moral judgment.
 
Other symptoms include:
(A) Loss of direction
(B) Foul vocal emissions
(C) Amnesia of origin
(D) Lack of peace and joy
(E) Selfish, or violent, behavior
(F) Depression or confusion in the mental component
(G) Fearful
(H) Idolatry
The manufacturer, who is neither liable or at fault for this
defect, is providing factory authorized repair and service,
free of charge to correct this SIN defect. The number to
call for the recall station in your area is P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN by
pressing R-E-P-E-N-T-A-N-C-E.
Next, download J-E-S-U-S into the heart. No matter how
big or small the SIN defect is, the JESUS repair will replace
it with:
(a) Love
(b) Joy
(c) Peace
(d) Long-suffering
(e) Gentleness
(g) Faith
(h) Meekness
(i) Temperance
 
Please see operating manual, HOLY BIBLE, for further
details on the use of these fixes.
 
WARNING  :
Continuing to operate the human unit without correction, voids
the manufacturer’s warranty, exposing owner to dangers  and
problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit
being permanently impounded.
 
For free emergency service, call on J-E-S-U-S.
 
DANGER:
The human units not receiving this recall action will have to
be scrapped in the furnace.
 
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Psalm 85:2 Thou hast forgiven the iniquity of thy people,
thou hast covered all their sin. Selah.
Romans 5:12 Wherefore, as by one man sin entered into the world,
and death by sin; and so death passed upon all men,
 for that all have sinned:
Hebrews 4:15 For we have not an high priest which cannot be touched
 with the feeling of our infirmities;
but was in all points tempted like as we are, yet without sin.
1John 1:7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light,
we have fellowship one with another,
and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.
 


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