I have recently been diagnosed
with A.A.A.D.D.-- Age Activated Attention
Deficit Disorder. This is how it works:
I decide to wash my car; I start toward the
 garage and notice the mail on the table.

OK, I'm going to wash the car. But first
 I'm going to go through the mail.
I lay the car keys down on the desk,
discard the junk mail and I notice
the trash can is full.

OK, I'll just put the bills on
my desk and take the trash can out,
 but since I'm going to be near the
mailbox anyway, I'll pay these few
bills first.

Now, where is my checkbook?
Oops, there's only one check left.
My extra checks are in my desk.
Oh, there's the coke I was drinking.
I'm going to look for those checks.
But first I need to put my coke
further away from the computer,
or maybe I'll pop it into the fridge
to keep it cold for a while.

I head towards the kitchen and
my flowers catch my eye,
they need some water.
I set the coke on the counter
and uh oh!
There are my glasses. I was looking
for them all morning! I'd better put
them away first.

I fill a container with water and
head for the flowerpots-Aaaaaagh!
Someone left the TV remote in the kitchen.

 We will never think to look
in the kitchen tonight when we want
to watch television so I'd better put
it back in the family room where it belongs.

I splash some water into the pots and
onto the floor, I throw the remote
onto a soft cushion on the sofa and I
head back down the hall trying to
figure out what it was I was going to do?

End of the Day: The car isn't washed,
the bills are unpaid, the coke is
sitting on the kitchen counter, the flowers
 are half watered, the checkbook still only
has one check in it and I can't seem to
 find my car keys!

When I try to figure out how come
nothing got done today, I'm baffled
because................................
I KNOW I WAS BUSY ALL DAY LONG!!!

I realize this is a serious condition
and I'll get help, BUT FIRST I
think I'll check my e-mail...
Does this sound familiar? IF SO YOU HAVE
IT ALSO! Please send this to everyone
you know because I DON'T REMEMBER WHO
I'VE SENT THIS TO!!! But don't send it back
to me or I might send it to you
again

Isaiah 54:4 Fear not; for thou shalt not be ashamed:
neither be thou confounded;
for thou shalt not be put to shame: for thou shalt

Disclaimer