The
Masters Card
I'm sure you've
all received applications for credit cards in the
mail. However, I'm here to advertise a different card.
You see, my life is a product for others to see. I'm a
card carrying representative for The Master's Card. That's
right,
The MASTER'S CARD.
Let me
tell you about it. There are no finance charges, no payments due.
My bill has already been covered...it's a prepaid
deal. I couldn't afford the price, so Jesus stepped in
and paid it for me.
My Name is written on the
card for all to see.
It is accessible twenty-four hours a day from
anywhere in the world.
The MASTER'S
CARD has so many benefits it's hard to list them
all. Let me share some of them with you... you might want to
apply for a personal card yourself. Just for starters there is
UNLIMITED GRACE. That's right, there is no preset limit to
the amount of grace you receive from
The MASTER'S CARD.
Have you been looking for love in all the wrong places?
Then, look no farther than The MASTER'S CARD. It offers
the greatest rate on love that
has ever been offered.
The
MASTER'S CARD gives you access to many "members only"
benefits. Want real joy despite the difficulties of life?
Apply for The MASTER'S CARD.
Want a lasting peace? Apply for
The MASTER'S CARD. Looking for something you can always rely on in
a jam?
The MASTER'S CARD is perfect for you. Another great
thing about The MASTER'S CARD is that it never expires
and will never be cancelled. Once you're a member, you're a member for
life... eternal life, that is. Membership has its privileges,
you know. So why not apply
today?
It's only a prayer
away.....
John 14:18 I
will not leave you comfortless: I will come to you.
John 14:27 Peace I leave
with you, my peace I give unto you: not as the world giveth, give I unto
you. Let not your heart be troubled, neither let it be afraid.
Hebrews 13:5 Let
your conversation be
without covetousness; and
be content with such
things as ye have: for he hath said, I will never leave thee, nor
forsake thee.
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