God's
Bumper Stickers
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Be Ye Fishers of Men....
You catch
'em,
He'll Clean 'em.
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A lot of kneeling
will keep you
in good standing. |
Don't put a
question mark
where God put a period.
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Don't wait for
six
strong
men to take
you to church. |
Exercise daily. Walk with the
Lord!

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Forbidden
fruits create
many jams. |
Give
God what's right,
not what's left! |
Give Satan an inch and he'll
be a ruler. |
God doesn't call the qualified,
He qualifies the called. |
God grades on the cross, not the
curve.
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God loves everyone, but probably prefers
"fruits of the spirit"
over, religious nuts"! |
God promises a safe landing,
not a
calm passage.
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Having truth decay?
Brush up on your Bible! |
He who angers you,
controls you!
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He who is good
at making excuses is seldom good for anything else. |
He who
kneels before God
can stand before anyone! |
Kindness is difficult
to give away
because it keeps coming back.
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Most people want to
serve God,
but only in an advisory capacity.
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Never give the
devil a ride!

He will always want to drive! |

Nothing ruins
the
truth like stretching it. |
Plan ahead. It wasn't
raining when Noah built the ark. |
"Pray" is a four letter word
that you can say anywhere.
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Prayer -
Don't give God instructions
-
just report for duty!
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 The Will of God will never take you to
where
the Grace of God will not protect you. |
This Church is
"Prayer Conditioned"!
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WARNING:
Exposure to the Son may prevent burning!
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 Watch your step carefully!
Everyone else does! |
We
don't change the message, the message changes us. |
We set the
sail; God makes the wind.
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Wisdom has two parts:
1) Having a lot
to say.
2) Not saying it. |
Worry is the darkroom in which
"negatives" are developed
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